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In all chaos there is calculation;

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dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

(via cumfort)

deeply:

stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

(via elgrt)

(Source: almariah, via unworthiesthand)

(via newmaserati)

(via adolesin)

thinsquids:

*loses 5 lbs* I don’t see a difference

*gaines 0.003 lbs* Why did I let myself go

(Source: emilyologist, via nooremedybutchange)